Must Learn Classical Arabic

I have the privilege to exchange some comments with Tulang Besi.

Allow me to share my experience with a different presentation. Tulang Besi has claimed that I have vivid imaginations and a drunk. Therefore, here goes:

FP = Free Person
MD = Muslim Debater.
MS = Muslim supporter

The challenge to debate

MD : I challenge anyone to debate with me. I claimed that there is no elephant in my backyard.

FP was nearby, walked closer and took a peek at MD's backyard and saw an elephant.

FP : What the heck are you talking about? There is an elephant.

MD : You damn liar. There is no elephant.

MS : kahkahkah FP is a liar kahkahkah

FP : Helloo !!!. I can see the elephant.

MD : What elephant?

FP : There-lah, standing at that corner - currently shitting.

MD : That one? We don't call it elephant. We have a special term in Classical Arabic. You know Classical Arabic or not? If don't, then shut up.

MS : kahkahkah FP doesn't know arabic and what to show off kahkahkah.

FP : What the? You claim that there is no elephant.

MD : That's true.

FP : That animal is an elephant. And it is at your backyard.

MD : You damn liar. You blasphemer. Why you so anti-Islam?

MS: kahkahkah FP is anti-Islam kahkahkah

FP : We call that animal an elephant and you have it there at your backyard.

MD : Why are you targeting me? You know, the Christians and Jews also have elephants at their backyard. Here, I can show you proof that some other ancient civilizations have elephants at their backyards. Why are you such an Islamphobia? Why such a hate speech?

FB : Look. You claimed that there is no elephant at YOUR backyard. I am not anti-Islam. Just because, of lately, there are a lot of muslims that claim that they never have elephants at their backyard.

MD : That's true. We are the best of mankind.

FP : Hello. In fact, I caught another person down the road claiming what you did and he HAS an elephant at his backyard. IT came out in the newspaper.

MD : That's Western bias and Jewish conspiracy. Always targeting muslims only. Other people also have elephants.

MS: kahkahkah FP may be a Jewish agent trying to smear the name of Islam kahkahkah.

FP : Yes, we admit. But you said no muslims have ....

MD : Those people are not the true muslims. True muslims do not have elephants at their backyards. We are oppressed people. Death to America! Death to Israel!

FP : The one in the newspaper?

MD: He doesn't understand Classical Arabic. He only knows Modern Arabic. And you, infidel, don't talk about elephant if you do not know arabic.

FP : What makes you the authority that that muslim is not a real muslim?

MD : Because real muslims do not have elephants at their backyards. If that person has an elephant at the backyard, he is not a true muslim. Please read our holy book.

FP : In fact, I have read your holy book. It says here that muslims are encouraged to have elephants at their backyards.

MD : Where?

FP : Here, at this aya: "Keep all elephants at your backyard

MD : You idiot. That's an English translation. We only respect Classical Arabic. It actually means "Keep those that are elephants" and NOT "Keep all elephants". You cannot just read. You must have proper guidance on translation.

FP : What is the difference between "keep all" and "keep those"? That's means can keep elephants -lah.

MD : I have already proven you as a damn liar. Unless you now Classical Arabic, I shall not debate with you.

FP: You ask me to read.

MD : Don't simply read. You don't qualify. Please ask us for the correct translation. Only we have the correct translation.

FP : But you challenge anyone to debate.

MD : You are not qualified. You are a drunk and an infidel. Come to me only if you know Classical Arabic.

MS : kahkahkah MD is the winner kahkahkah FP is anti-Islam.


As you can see, I lost the debate.