Hamas succeeds agains !! Top Five Reasons.

Israel warns Gaza blitz could last weeks

Victory to Hamas!

Malaysiakini reported that Israel's Defence Minister Ehud Barak, who has described the bombardment as an "all-out war" against Hamas, has repeatedly warned that he is ready to send ground troops into Gaza.

Congratulations to Hamas! Another victory is at hand. Israel is so predictable. There they go again. Another round of disproportionate military action for the muslims to jump up and down.

New Year cheer for them. Bring out the DIDA* paraphernalia. Let's celebrate the new year with our favourite chants "Death to Israel, Death to America*". DIDA is such a major industry. Flag burning, effigy burning, and random killing. Oh, what joy.

Here's the Top Five Reasons Why Hamas launched the rockets to Israel over the past two weeks.

Reason #1: The Economy

The last time they did something, the world pledged $7.7 billion. Thus, launching rockets has been the key earnings driver for the Palestinian economy. It's halal, since they are launching them towards the Jews. Come on, it's a lot easier than any other industry like farming or trading.

Perhaps, Hamas was concerned that the major donor countries, like U.S. might slip further down in global recession and aid would be trickling down. Thus, the moment the truce is over, Allahu Akhbar. Let's grease the gravy train.

According to Wikipedia, :In December 2007, during the Paris Donor Conference, which followed the Annapolis Conference, the international community pledged over $7.7 billion for 2008–2010 in support of the Palestinian Reform and Development Program (PRDP). Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza Strip receive one of the highest levels of aid in the world. The entities that provide aid to the Palestinians are categorized into seven groups: the Arab nations, the European Union, the United States, Japan, international institutions (including agencies of the UN system), European countries, and other nations.

Let's wait and see how much money they would be raising this time round. Their GDP depends on it.

Thus, there is no incentive to solve the Palestinian plight. They must sacrifice for the benefit of the muslim world by remaining the oppressed people.



Reason #2: Recruitment drive

With a new U.S. president that promised change could be a threat to the Jihad Industry. Withdrawal from Iraq and possibly Afghanistan would not bode too well for recruiting newer jihadists.

Thus, it's timely to boost recruitment by rekindling the old flame. The Palestinian issue works like magic. Many more will volunteer their lives after this event.

Thus, there is no incentive to solve the Palestinian plight. They must sacrifice for the benefit of the muslim world by remaining the oppressed people.



Reason #3 Crude Oil Prices

Crude oil prices have fallen down to below $35 per barrel. Thus, this "war" is excellent news. Once again, the oil exporting nations, especially the arab nations have rejoiced when Hamas lobbed rockets accross the Gaza Strip.

They can expect an improved Quarter 1 2009 oil revenue. If Israel prolonged the attack to weeks, this would enrich the arab nations.

Thus, there is no incentive to solve the Palestinian plight. They must sacrifice for the benefit of the muslim world by remaining the oppressed people.



Reason #4 Organisational Structure

Leadership in Hamas is precarious. With so many ambitious warriors within their ranks, sucession planning and promotion are always complex. Thus, with one swift retaliation from Israel, the organisation is able to please many with quick promotion to senior leadership.

This is necessary to prevent internal strife and possibly mutiny within their own ranks. That's what happened when truce last too long.

Reason #5 Pallywood

The Pallywood industry needs a boost. The Palestinian people must appear to suffer due to the oppressive Zionists and not due to their lack of industry. Unlike Vietnammese and Koreans who have managed to develop their nations despite being bombed to kingdom come by the U.S. Army, the Palestinians receive aid from all around the world. The secret is in the "Pallywood" movie productions.

Thus, there is no incentive to solve the Palestinian plight. They must sacrifice for the benefit of the muslim world by remaining the oppressed people.

Let us all admit it. The Palestinian people need to remain oppressed for the better good of the muslim world.

But of course, let's not damper our spirits..... Death to Israel!!! Death to America!!